top 10 reasons a Bronx Bitch knows she’s got a good friend

 

how a bronx bitch knows she’s got a good friend


this friend:

 10) actually came to see you in the bronx

 

9) never complains about the long-ass-almost-not-worth-it-but-totally-is-worth it train ride

 

8 ) never says anything like “wow, I’ve never been to the ghetto before”

 

 

7) eats the gourmet/hoodrat food you place in front of him or her

                       (veggie pasta and chorizo anyone??)

 

6) happily sucks down the cafe con leche you make 

 

5) already knows its Bustelo

 

4) walks into the 99 cent store with you and just goes with it as you proceed to skip the line, plunk down your money and bounce out of the store…like as if they do that everywhere or something…

 

3) never f*cks up the puff puff pass rotation

 

2) asks you first and foremost “how’s your mother?

and the number one reason a Bronx Bitch knows she’s got a good friend

this friend:

 

1) leaves you with a damned Hallmark card full of love and thanks that brings girlie tears into your eyes and makes you say “damn yo, i love that girl.”

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