I am my own worst enemy. I need to focus like Rock WILK, yeah it’s that serious. So, here is a list of all of the things that keep me from doing what I need to do.
I need to finish editing this first novel of mine. Anyway, peep the list. How many do we share in common?
10- Porn – yeah whatever like YOU don’t
9- Dlisted.com – Where else would I have found out about La Pequena? The lip synching amy-winehouse impersonating little person transvestite?
8- Safety Meetings – as in “man i just woke up, i should have a “safety meeting” to get my mind right. ahem.
7- Calling my woman because she like needs to know EVERYTHING that is going on in the house when she’s not in it.
6- Autostraddle.com – homo stuff, hot chicks and politics.
5- thinking of other things I should be writing
4- Cleaning. I think the impulse for that is biological and untreatable.
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3- NPR.org – reading the news is important, right?
2- Facebook.com – ::sigh:: it’s a problem. but didn’t junot diaz just recently say that they spend like a trillion dollars to keep you addicted to it, so i guess that kinda money is powerful. hence the mildly obsessive checking but I WILL OVERCOME!
1- Me. I am my own distraction. Doubt. Fear. All that sh*t comes and goes. I’m bad with time management but I’m getting better or something. I gotta FOCUS! and Write! Yeah!
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